See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"