She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer
Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible