She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
