Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
