Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
