Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
