Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.
An ad at the zoo: 'Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'
