Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
I would love to insult you, however, that would be beyond the level of your intelligence
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
