Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her
Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults
