Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"!
