Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically
