That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.