The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back