The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?