The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me