The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
