The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
