The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco
