The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
