The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
