There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him.
