There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."