There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!