Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.