To the question 'What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative.
A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
