Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."