Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money
The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards