Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want - ice cream or beer
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.