We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
