We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.