We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
The major reason for divorce is marriage!
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis