We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy
Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to.