We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.