We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper