We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off