We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor"
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture