What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
