What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
