What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
