What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
