What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
I usually don't have time to study, but when I do, I don't.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
