What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time
