What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
