What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
