What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one!