What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too
