What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down
