What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
