What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.
The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
