What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
I'm selling a parachute - just as new, used only one time, didn't open once.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
