What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"!
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
