What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
