What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
