What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house
