What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Only after getting married you realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
