What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
