Top One Liners
  • One Liners
  • Comebacks
  • Chuck Norris
  • Sick Jokes
  • Bundy
    • All Bundy
    • Al Bundy
    • Peggy Bundy
    • Kelly Bundy
    • Bud Bundy
    • Marcy D'arcy
    • Jefferson D'arcy
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.

Share This Joke:
Tweet


Funny One Liners

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.

is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

More One Liners jokes

My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose

Privacy Policy | Contact Us | Facebook | Twitter

Submit your Joke

© Top One Liners 2026

2571 jokes and counting!