What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
