What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
