What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
