What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
