What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
