What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
