What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.