What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
If you're still using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow.