What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila
Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
