What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle