What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!