What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move