What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
I just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world
Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.