What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.