What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
You're like the little kid at school, hiding behind everyone, shouting "Get them!"
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
