When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!
A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.