When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts