When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Whenever you get mad, just think of a T-rex trying to masturbate.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
A relationship with no trust is like a phone with no service. And when you phone has no service, What do you do? You play games