When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'