When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman, marry three times
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
