Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job.
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door
