Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
Don't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!
