Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
