Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way!
Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.