Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade.
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry