Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle