Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?