Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they're happy.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce
A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body
