Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
Child's experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests
