Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
