Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off
Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
