Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
